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Generic trail mix is the worst

Let’s talk about snacking for a hot second. I love snacks. Okay, really I just love eating. Eating is my jam. So most times of the day you can find me close to a meal or a snack. I have a solid rotation of healthy (or healthyish) snacks that I turn to and one such… Continue Reading

Fitspo is dumb

Oh fitspo, the cool mashup word that’s been all the rage in online fitness circles. In case you’re not good at being hip, fitspo = fitness inspiration. Well, theoretically it does. And okay, I’m sure some people find these entirely motivating and not the least bit damaging, but I’m not a fan of the messages.… Continue Reading

Failventures: frozen Greek yogurt

Greek yogurt is kind of a big deal these days. Everyone with an interest in healthy eating is all about Greek yogurt. And — unlike other hip health foods — it’s not totally disgusting (I’m looking at you, coconut water). It’s chock full of protein, incredibly filling, and you could try a new Greek yogurt… Continue Reading

Healthy eating hack: eat some baby food

The thing about vegetables is that they’re stupid. They’re basically the worst. Well okay, not all vegetables. Acceptable vegetables: potatoes, peppers, onions cucumbers, tomatoes, cauliflower (only when it’s pretending to be mashed potatoes) some lettuces. That’s all I got. I’ve never been a huge fan of vegetables. Fruit always gets my vote. Fruit just tastes… Continue Reading

It’s okay if you can’t come to my party

Facebook event created. People invited. Acceptances and excited notes start pouring in. And then the declines. “Sorry I can’t make it I already have plans to go bass fishing with my third cousin that day.” “I have the exact same event for a completely different person otherwise I would totally be there.” “We’ll try to make it… Continue Reading